San Diego Urban Dare Adventure Race Before the Madness

Urban Dare

How long does it take to get to a fight?  I feel like it’s that stupid Tootsie Pop commercial where they ask how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.  It’s the unknown question but inevitably the first fight will happen in any relationship.  Currently I am in the 3 month honeymoon stage with the Swede.  I shouldn’t act like its nothing.  Things have been going wrong in the first three months in just about every other love interest of mine in the last two years.  But in this one, things are magically delicious.  There have been no fights and no urge to say anything bitchy that would start one.  So, being the crazy person that I am, I have decided to put our sickening bliss to the test.  Have you ever seen The Amazing Race?  Perfectly loving … [Read more...]

Meaning of Poke on Facebook


Being the facebook queen that I am I often times have friends and family come to me expecting me to explain something to them about Facebook.  Well yesterday we had to go back to Facebook basics with a friend of mine that is slightly Facebook impaired. “What is a Poke?”  He asked.  Me:” Its something that is really annoying.  It is basically a person that wants attention and is saying: ‘Look at me.’” Him: “What does two pokes mean.” Me: “It means they want to screw you.” He didn’t believe me.  Sooooo……I decided to do a little research.  I went to my own wall and looked at all of my pokes.  Sure enough: 27 pokes; all from men.  And then, being the Regis Philbin lover that I am, I decided to “Poll the Audience.”  Here was the … [Read more...]