Be a Smart Slut

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Happy Friday friends.  It's almost the holiday weekend.....Holla!!!!  So, I know you were beginning to think this site is all about me.  I have actually been accused of being very self-centered.  My half-brother even got me pj's for Christmas that say I LOVE ME.  I think it was his attempt of being funny, but I guess he didn't get the funny gene, because it was actually somewhat offensive.  Nothing like getting into the holiday spirit like bashing family members!  I think my brother would be overjoyed to hear that I am sitting in my I LOVE ME PJ's, about to write about something that can help women around the world.  Getting outside of myself.... So, I need to explain my thought process on what I am about to write about, so you don't think I'm a crazy person.  This is … [Read more...]

Jennifer Aniston Crazier than 5 Cat Lady

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Dear Jen, I was always on your side.  When the home wrecker came in with the blood around her neck, and you maintained your good girl image I rooted for you.  You are the girl next door, with the rockin body, who has managed to nail some of Hollywood's hottest men.  So, of course I am going to side with you over the girl who kisses her brother, even if I do have lip envy.  I have always been on your side..... until now.  I am now questioning how sane you really are, and now think there may be a reason why you can nail those hot men, but you can't keep em.  That reason is that you just may be crazier than the cat lady with 5 cats.  I learned yesterday that you tattooed your late dog's name (Norman). on your foot.  I posted about this on Facebook to see if I was the only one … [Read more...]