Pregnant Ladies Take Over Orange County

Maxine Swaddle

The” P” word! Very sad to say that this article is not about Penis but about pregnancy. I call it the “P” word because I really think that it is being used in a Loosey Goosey fashion lately. I just found out that the third girl in my close group of girlfriends in pregnant.  So…..whats a girl who's never been married and doesn't have kids to do when everything’s popping up babies in Orange County? Well, I have a few options: a) compensate for the prego ladies, or b) relate as best as I can c) joke about it. Compensate Sorry ladies. You can’t drink, you’re fat, you can’t travel, for the first time in your life you’re not excited to shop, and you now have to give up many of your favorite foods. Yup….it sucks. There’s no other way to say it. Time for me to … [Read more...]

San Diego Urban Dare Adventure Race Before the Madness

Urban Dare

How long does it take to get to a fight?  I feel like it’s that stupid Tootsie Pop commercial where they ask how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop.  It’s the unknown question but inevitably the first fight will happen in any relationship.  Currently I am in the 3 month honeymoon stage with the Swede.  I shouldn’t act like its nothing.  Things have been going wrong in the first three months in just about every other love interest of mine in the last two years.  But in this one, things are magically delicious.  There have been no fights and no urge to say anything bitchy that would start one.  So, being the crazy person that I am, I have decided to put our sickening bliss to the test.  Have you ever seen The Amazing Race?  Perfectly loving … [Read more...]